PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'After School Special 2'
PunchRiot publishes 'After School Special II'; Karen is still struggling to run her "small business"; she is still fat and unhealthy.
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Mar 7, 20211 min read
PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'After School Special'
Punch Riot Magazine drops a giant load of writers in Issue # 2 Vol. 2; 'After School Special' is featured by yours truly.
Dec 9, 20207 min read
The Kampf Is Over: 100k+ Earned In The Stock Market For 2020
Christmas came early, and so did I; Karen et al on suicide watch.
Nov 18, 20202 min read
PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'Suicide Suites'
My short story titled, 'Suicide Suites' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.
Nov 8, 20208 min read
Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks, Author: 2020 Has Been Awful, I'm 14k Shy Of Making Six-Figgys This Year!
2020 has been a struggle; I am 14k short of making 6-figures this year.
Sep 15, 20203 min read
'The Girlfriend Experience' Has Been Featured In PunchRiot Magazine
My short fiction piece 'The Girlfriend Experience' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.
Aug 21, 20203 min read
FAN MAIL: A Reader Praises The Article ‘Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt’
A reader writes in and praises yours truly instead of his female boss.
Jun 15, 20201 min read
A Book So Hilarious You're Laughing Even After Reading
A recent review had me thinking about how potent Uncle Nick is in its art form. To create real art, comedy, is for it to be brutally...
May 23, 20201 min read
Published In PunchRiot Magazine
My short story 'Tyrone' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine
Dec 3, 20197 min read
Without Obsession, Man Wouldn't Have Created EVERYTHING
The title is correct. Man creates everything important; women just consume it all. Yesterday, after we uploaded and posted one of the...
Feb 26, 20191 min read
Uncle Nick: Penetrating Through The Canadian Charts Like A Hot Dick Through Pussy
It doesn't surprise this author the least bit to see one of his most popular characters (Nick Tyrella) slice through the Canadian reader...
Feb 17, 20197 min read
How to Compliment A Zero-Fucks Author
Having sold thousands of books, as an author (fairly new to the scene), is an accomplishment I will gladly own. It's something that I...
Dec 26, 20185 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)
It was the eve of Christmas and I had just finished eating a sandwich at this place called Chandler's; a cafe ran by two fags. I didn't...
Dec 18, 20187 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part IV)
If you have been following along with my struggles as a zero-fucks author, you will thus know that I have been working super-duper hard...
Dec 17, 20183 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part III)
Dedicated to all those who say the moronic words of, "Get a real job". It has been about one week into my excruciating trip down here, in...
Dec 16, 20189 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part II)
Yesterday, I lamented in extreme detail about my struggles being a zero-fucks author. In fact, I struggled so much yesterday that I...
Dec 15, 20187 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author
Dedicated to all those who say the moronic words of, "Get a real job". Some days I really feel like throwing it all away and going back...
Jul 9, 20189 min read
Harry Potter, Fifty Shades Of Grey And Tradthots Represent The 'Gold Standard' Of Female Writers
Writing, like any other skill, takes time and practice. What I notice from a lot of people (not just writers) is that they give up way...
Jan 30, 20184 min read
PSA: Why You Should NOT Read My Blog
Just like all PSA announcements, it's crazy to think that I have to explain myself and what my craft is all about. Just like how we have...
Aug 23, 20174 min read
How to Create Stunning Pictures, Thumbnails, and Web Art Using Free Online Photoshop Sites
Since book sales are now through the roof and have started a steady-Eddie trend, I can now sit back a bit and enjoy the fruits of my...
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