Riding Dick Is The YOLO Trade For Women
To buy stocks, women first need to save money. A radical endeavor.
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Nov 28, 20204 min read
How This #MomBoss Almost Breaks Even With Yoga & Essential Oils
Karen has a 'journey' to sell you; she swears it's not like other MLM scams.
Oct 16, 20204 min read
Millions Of Women Incensed As Essential Oils Businesses Deemed Non-Essential
What is more worthless, essential oils, or the government telling you they are non-essential?
Aug 22, 20204 min read
Yoga Forces Liberal Woman Into Extreme Poverty; Achieves Total Freedom From Responsibility
A woman achieves her dream; becomes free from the chains of responsibility by doing yoga.
Nov 16, 201916 min read
Most Canadians Would Rather Suck Justin Trudeau's Shit-Covered Cock Than Actually Try At Life
While we continue to rip on Canada—that’s what I want to do this week especially— let’s also address why most Canadians (talking about...
Nov 11, 201912 min read
Womanese: What "I’m Tired of Playing Games" Really Means
During your quest for poon through the hot garbage chute that is online dating,excuse me, fucking apps like Tinder, you will undoubtedly...
Jan 18, 20197 min read
Ontario PC's Cut Tuition Fees, Eliminate 'Free' Tuition For Low-Income Students
To an outsider, it is very clear that nobody in Canada has read Aaron Clarey's masterpiece, Worthless. The other day, Ontario's...
Dec 21, 20185 min read
Sugar Baby PSA
Yesterday, on Twitter, I came across one of the saddest cries for help I have ever seen: A desperate modern 'independent' woman in need...
Mar 8, 20185 min read
The Gender 'Pay Gap': The Second Greatest Lie Ever Told
Red Island Maxim: A woman hired is dollar lost; a woman fired is a penny saved. The Biggest Lie Ever Told One of the very effective lies...
Dec 4, 201712 min read
Basic Bitch Economics: Uggs, Yoga Pants & Coffee Keeps The Money Flowing
A basic bitch, first and foremost, is your typical Western, millennial ditz. She usually holds a degree in Communications, Marketing, or...
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