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Feb 1, 20214 min read
GameStop Won't Stop: Boomers Are Throwing A Bitch-Fit
The Boomers on Wall Street are throwing huge dumps into their Depends; cum is shooting out of young men's cocks over their financial death.
Dec 20, 202010 min read
C|Suite Magazine's Review Of 'Six Feet From Christmas' (Album), By TheGreatOne, Himself
TheGreatOne, Himself has put out the defining Christmas album of this generation, 'Six Feet From Christmas'. We've reviewed it in full.
Nov 27, 20207 min read
Literally Hitler Keeps Adamson BBQ Open, By Doing Some BBQing Of His Own Via Commie Genocide
Adamson BBQ is closed. Don't worry, literally Hitler just opened up his own, on the same property!
Oct 5, 20207 min read
Danica Patrick Hits The Wall At 38; Takes Her Bitterness Out On Her ‘Next Boyfriend’
Apparently for Danica, the best way to recover from a break-up is to become super picky, and updatable.
Aug 13, 20204 min read
Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore
Tomi Lahren shatters hand from giving tirade on how 'men are trash'; unable to jerk-off her base for the foreseeable future.
May 26, 20206 min read
CENTRAL PARK KAREN: Amy Cooper Fired From Franklin Templeton; Loses Her Dog
Amy Cooper, the racist Central Park Karen has been fired from Franklin Templeton. There is a God!
Jan 9, 20209 min read
The Three C's Of Combat For Women Joining The New Age Military
Last week gave everyone quite the little scare. College students were freaking out about some fine-print with regards to FAFSA: Taking...
Nov 19, 20192 min read
The Ultimate Suicide Guide For Leftists Charity Project
Today we found out that Don Cherry had embraced my words to become a free media agent and start his own podcast; Jessica Allen is still...
Nov 13, 20196 min read
Jessica Allen At CTV’s 'The Social' Is A Bigoted, Racist, Sexist, Worthless Leftist Moron; T
Jessica Allen clearly doesn't like hockey, or men who play hockey, or men in general. Why? Well, probably because nobody wanted to fuck...
Nov 12, 201910 min read
Don Cherry Fired Amid Standing Up For Canadian Values; You Have No Freedom Of Speech In Canada
Everyone involved in the firing of Don Cherry at CBC should be exterminated. Or kill yourselves, immediately. Whichever will be easiest....
Sep 19, 20194 min read
Justin Trudeau’s ‘BlackFace’ Epitomizes The Left
When I Read The Black Ink on the front page this morning, as dark as Justin’s 29-year old face, I nearly ejaculated; almost creamed my...
Jan 15, 20196 min read
Gillette: The Best A Cuck Can Get
As you are aware by now, this author has seen and heard some very, very stupid things in his life. I have witnessed and been around so...
Sep 18, 201813 min read
The Problem With Dating: Bruna Nessif
Follow me, on a journey through stupidity and one woman's self-delusion, as I outline why women like Bruna are culpable for the modern...
Aug 7, 20185 min read
I Love You, Beth Cooper's Butt
When I come home after a night of drinking, I usually like to throw on a random from The Movie Network. The other night I chose I Love...
Jun 11, 20181 min read
The Greasy Pole: Adam Piggott And The Great One Discuss Female Teacher Sex Scandals
A dynamic duo in the podcasting world mention yours truly (10min mark) in their opening segment to their podcast; female teacher sex...
May 24, 20182 min read
Interview: Best-Selling Author, Piero San Giorgio, And I Discuss Men, Women, Hypergamy And The Colla
Every now and then we get an amazing message-in-a-bottle here on the Red Island. Instead of hate-mail, I for once received a contact from...
Apr 5, 20188 min read
The Girlfriend Experience: Exposing the Underlying Transactional Nature of Male-Female Relationships
The HBO Starz series The Girlfriend Experience (Season 1) is something to consider if you would like to watch something that would...
Feb 23, 20184 min read
Single Mom Prison Nation: Free Section 8 Housing
Article from Heraldscotland.com In the UK, if you’d like to live the life-style of a single-mom and experience all of the joys and...
Feb 5, 20183 min read
Gone Grid-Girl
It is a very sad and tragic day when Formula 1—most likely the entire racing world soon—is replacing grid-girls with young kids, who are...
Feb 5, 20182 min read
The Super Normie Bowl: Why The NFL Is Dying
As you probably already know, NFL ratings are at historic lows; thanks to normie progressive culture infecting the space; players taking...
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