Literally Hitler explains why American women need a dick in their mouths.

The struggle was real during literally Hitler's 10th trip to Las Vegas. The hardest thing to find there was a recession.

Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...

It is almost virtually impossible to have a horrible time in paradise. I can literally lose all my money and still not be bothered by it...

I am still going to include this observation in the upcoming entry into the Vegas Files—just got back from trip six— but this experience...

MOST PEOPLE GO TO LAS VEGAS in full conscience that they may leave and come home empty handed, maybe even broke. At the very worst, you...

After getting completely demolished at Fremont you head on back to the main strip. This time, however, you take the Deuce instead of a...

After experiencing the cab ride with Abdar (the Evel knievel of the sand land), you're just about ready to day-drink; which should've...

IT'S 8 A.M. and you're hankering for some grease cakes (aka- McDonald's breakfast). Jetting down to the lobby, passing by all the...

THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING is when you first hear the words, "Strip club, gentlemen?" come out the mouth of some slick,...

THE LONGEST MOMENT in your life, as you're probably wondering about it right now, will never compare to the agony in which one suffers...

Going to Las Vegas started out as a new experience, a place never traveled. What started out as a one-off has now turned into something...