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Aug 30, 20239 min read
Mein Kampfy Vegas Vacation: Why American Women Need A Dick In Their Mouths
Literally Hitler explains why American women need a dick in their mouths.


Aug 28, 20236 min read
Mein Kampfy Vegas Vacation: What Recession?
The struggle was real during literally Hitler's 10th trip to Las Vegas. The hardest thing to find there was a recession.


Feb 18, 20205 min read
Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author
Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...


May 15, 20184 min read
Never Bring Your Kids To Las Vegas
It is almost virtually impossible to have a horrible time in paradise. I can literally lose all my money and still not be bothered by it...


May 14, 20185 min read
Never Bring Your Entitled Girlfriend To Las Vegas
I am still going to include this observation in the upcoming entry into the Vegas Files—just got back from trip six— but this experience...


Nov 9, 20175 min read
The Vegas Files: Trip Five
MOST PEOPLE GO TO LAS VEGAS in full conscience that they may leave and come home empty handed, maybe even broke. At the very worst, you...


May 16, 20173 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry Six)
After getting completely demolished at Fremont you head on back to the main strip. This time, however, you take the Deuce instead of a...


May 16, 20173 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry Five)
After experiencing the cab ride with Abdar (the Evel knievel of the sand land), you're just about ready to day-drink; which should've...


May 15, 20173 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry Four)
IT'S 8 A.M. and you're hankering for some grease cakes (aka- McDonald's breakfast). Jetting down to the lobby, passing by all the...


May 11, 20172 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry Three)
THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING is when you first hear the words, "Strip club, gentlemen?" come out the mouth of some slick,...


May 10, 20173 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry Two)
THE LONGEST MOMENT in your life, as you're probably wondering about it right now, will never compare to the agony in which one suffers...


May 9, 20173 min read
The Vegas Files (Entry One)
Going to Las Vegas started out as a new experience, a place never traveled. What started out as a one-off has now turned into something...
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