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So, What Do You Do…For A Living? (AKA—How Do You Suck The Day’s Dick?)

There are a lot of dick-suckers in the world. They are easy to spot at a party. The best way to tell if you are talking to a mega...

Aug 1, 20195 min read

C|Suite Letters: My Wife, The Nagger

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....

Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women

Jul 13, 20191 min read

Podcast

Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women

In this Episode: 80% of society are disgustingly fat, lazy fucks; majority of women look like a manatee. The 'self love' society will...

Apr 2, 201914 min read

C|Suite Letters: One Ariana Grande To Go, Please!

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....

Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt

Mar 25, 201914 min read

Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt

Women can’t manage their emotions, so how can they be expected to manage individuals, effectively? Multiple studies have shown that...

Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina

Mar 14, 20197 min read

Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina

Spring Break 2019: Aging American Party-Gurls, aspiring sluts, & future marriage-desperate hopefuls. If there were ever a time period...

Gaslighting: Petty Dictators In The Workplace

Feb 12, 20198 min read

Gaslighting: Petty Dictators In The Workplace

CorporateLand, if you have read the book, outlines the many potential landmines in the workplace. Like in all relationships, whether...

Feb 5, 201916 min read

Failonomics

Poor People Invest In Poor Choices

Your life is the sum of the choices you make. Whether you've chose to invest your time wisely is up to you. And yes, you have a choice in...

Feb 1, 20198 min read

C|Suite Letters: No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....

Jan 14, 20193 min read

The Wall: An Undefeated Champion

When you’re at ‘trivia’ night, sitting there with your friends—beers and mixed drinks around the table— a question will come up: List the...

Jan 3, 20197 min read

C|Suite Letters: The Jobaholic

The Jobaholic C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I am a 27-year old female and I have a big problem in my life right now; I can't stop giving...

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)

Dec 26, 20185 min read

About Writing

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)

It was the eve of Christmas and I had just finished eating a sandwich at this place called Chandler's; a cafe ran by two fags. I didn't...

Dec 21, 20185 min read

Basic Bitch Economics

Sugar Baby PSA

Yesterday, on Twitter, I came across one of the saddest cries for help I have ever seen: A desperate modern 'independent' woman in need...

Nov 28, 201815 min read

Thoughts On The #ThotAudit

The #ThotAudit as of late sheds light on the ongoing battle for the sovereignty of male spaces. If you haven’t heard by now, E-thots are...

Science & Reality Prove, Once Again, That Men Are Better Than Women At Everything

Nov 12, 201811 min read

Science & Reality Prove, Once Again, That Men Are Better Than Women At Everything

The short version of what I am about to outline can be summed up as follows: Everything you see around you is there because a man got off...

Positively Hot: Why 'Body Positivism' Is For Lazy Fucks

Nov 9, 20185 min read

Positively Hot: Why 'Body Positivism' Is For Lazy Fucks

When looking at the thumbnail for this article, ask yourself: “Which version of the above chick would you rather plunge your cock into?”...

Why Don’t You Go Get A ‘Real Job’?!: The Words Of A Loser

Nov 9, 201810 min read

Why Don’t You Go Get A ‘Real Job’?!: The Words Of A Loser

Losers are everywhere today. Pathetic inferior individuals, who at every turn in their life seek to waste their finite and valuable time...

Dorothy Dix: It's Time for Women to Shut-Up And Go Play in The Corner

Nov 6, 20187 min read