Jessica Allen At CTV’s 'The Social' Is A Bigoted, Racist, Sexist, Worthless Leftist Moron; T
Jessica Allen clearly doesn't like hockey, or men who play hockey, or men in general. Why? Well, probably because nobody wanted to fuck...
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Nov 11, 201912 min read
Womanese: What "I’m Tired of Playing Games" Really Means
During your quest for poon through the hot garbage chute that is online dating,excuse me, fucking apps like Tinder, you will undoubtedly...
Aug 14, 20195 min read
So, What Do You Do…For A Living? (AKA—How Do You Suck The Day’s Dick?)
There are a lot of dick-suckers in the world. They are easy to spot at a party. The best way to tell if you are talking to a mega...
Aug 1, 20195 min read
C|Suite Letters: My Wife, The Nagger
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
Jul 13, 20191 min read
Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women
In this Episode: 80% of society are disgustingly fat, lazy fucks; majority of women look like a manatee. The 'self love' society will...
Apr 2, 201914 min read
C|Suite Letters: One Ariana Grande To Go, Please!
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
Mar 25, 201914 min read
Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt
Women can’t manage their emotions, so how can they be expected to manage individuals, effectively? Multiple studies have shown that...
Mar 14, 20197 min read
Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina
Spring Break 2019: Aging American Party-Gurls, aspiring sluts, & future marriage-desperate hopefuls. If there were ever a time period...
Feb 12, 20198 min read
Gaslighting: Petty Dictators In The Workplace
CorporateLand, if you have read the book, outlines the many potential landmines in the workplace. Like in all relationships, whether...
Feb 5, 201916 min read
Poor People Invest In Poor Choices
Your life is the sum of the choices you make. Whether you've chose to invest your time wisely is up to you. And yes, you have a choice in...
Feb 1, 20198 min read
C|Suite Letters: No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
Jan 14, 20193 min read
The Wall: An Undefeated Champion
When you’re at ‘trivia’ night, sitting there with your friends—beers and mixed drinks around the table— a question will come up: List the...
Jan 3, 20197 min read
C|Suite Letters: The Jobaholic
The Jobaholic C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I am a 27-year old female and I have a big problem in my life right now; I can't stop giving...
Dec 26, 20185 min read
The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)
It was the eve of Christmas and I had just finished eating a sandwich at this place called Chandler's; a cafe ran by two fags. I didn't...
Dec 21, 20185 min read
Sugar Baby PSA
Yesterday, on Twitter, I came across one of the saddest cries for help I have ever seen: A desperate modern 'independent' woman in need...
Nov 28, 201815 min read
Thoughts On The #ThotAudit
The #ThotAudit as of late sheds light on the ongoing battle for the sovereignty of male spaces. If you haven’t heard by now, E-thots are...
Nov 12, 201811 min read
Science & Reality Prove, Once Again, That Men Are Better Than Women At Everything
The short version of what I am about to outline can be summed up as follows: Everything you see around you is there because a man got off...
Nov 9, 20185 min read
Positively Hot: Why 'Body Positivism' Is For Lazy Fucks
When looking at the thumbnail for this article, ask yourself: “Which version of the above chick would you rather plunge your cock into?”...
Nov 9, 201810 min read
Why Don’t You Go Get A ‘Real Job’?!: The Words Of A Loser
Losers are everywhere today. Pathetic inferior individuals, who at every turn in their life seek to waste their finite and valuable time...
Nov 6, 20187 min read
Dorothy Dix: It's Time for Women to Shut-Up And Go Play in The Corner
While reading one of my local papers today, I came across an editorial titled, Journalist Dorothy Dix One of the Most Famous Writers of...
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