Literally Hitler Brings Peace To Kenosha, Wisconsin, Via The Mass Genocide Of Rioters
After days of burning, looting and murdering (BLM) in Kenosha, WI, a hero emerges from the flames!
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Aug 13, 20204 min read
Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore
Tomi Lahren shatters hand from giving tirade on how 'men are trash'; unable to jerk-off her base for the foreseeable future.
Jul 26, 20201 min read
An Interview With A 'Karen' Takes A Stunning And Brave Turn
We finally got to interview a Karen. Her cunt was as big as her mouth; we didn't have snacks for her, just criticism.
Jul 24, 20205 min read
MANswer: The WNBA Is Worth-less Than The NBA; Feminist Are Baffled
Why is the WNBA worth-less than the NBA?
Good question. We have the MANswer.
Jul 9, 20202 min read
Sheryl Sandberg Reveals Her 'Deep Seeded Misogyny' By Admitting The Truth
Sheryl Sandberg, is a sexist and reveals her hatred for women by admitting the truth; blames men.
Jul 2, 20209 min read
C|Suite Letters: A Monopoly Over Dat Ass
A young man passes 'GO' and collects his girlfriend's anal virginity.
May 18, 20201 min read
1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy
A young man gets stuck in the mountains of Utah for 30 hrs on his way to his ex-girlfriend's, hoping to get her back.
Apr 26, 20204 min read
C|Suite Letters: Tapped Out
A young college graduate desperate to start her new career on the right foot earns a new wardrobe by putting her feet up,toward the ceiling
Apr 10, 202012 min read
COVID-idiot Mail: A Presumed Unemployed Millennial With Wi-Fi Wastes Their Time With Outrage
A Covid-idiot writes into the Red Island in a crack-fueled rage. I give him some suicidefuel, instead.
Mar 30, 20206 min read
C|Suite Letters: Yellow Fever
With all attention on the global pandemic, a young American college girl tries to gain a sliver of validation by blowing a Chinese man in NY
Mar 23, 20208 min read
TEENAGE DREAM: Teacher's Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Makes 14-year-Old's Fantasy A Reality
Allyssa Gustafson gives us all a taste of what it takes to make fantasy become reality. Hard work, passion and dedication...
Mar 16, 20209 min read
RIDING DIRTY: Former Female Teacher, Loryn Barclay, Admits to Sex With 17-year old; Takes Plea Deal
Loryn Barclay gets a slap on the wrist for banging a teen; we give her a slap on the ass for going after greatness..
Mar 10, 20206 min read
Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck
A 29-year old Texas math teacher sucks off a 13-year old; bangs a 14-year old 15 times in her truck.
Feb 18, 20205 min read
Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author
Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...
Feb 13, 20205 min read
C|Suite Letters: She Can Do It All
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
Jan 31, 20205 min read
C|Suite Letters: My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
Jan 22, 20206 min read
HER STRUGGLE: South Carolina Teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, Banged Student
Original story at NY Post A South Carolina high school teacher was arrested after allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old student,...
Jan 13, 20202 min read
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum
Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The...
Jan 10, 20204 min read
Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!
Original Story at People After Amy Schumer revealed she’s currently undergoing IVF on Instagram, Selena Gomez sent her a public message...
Jan 9, 20209 min read
The Three C's Of Combat For Women Joining The New Age Military
Last week gave everyone quite the little scare. College students were freaking out about some fine-print with regards to FAFSA: Taking...
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