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Literally Hitler Brings Peace To Kenosha, Wisconsin, Via The Mass Genocide Of Rioters

Aug 26, 20203 min read

Bye,bye America

Literally Hitler Brings Peace To Kenosha, Wisconsin, Via The Mass Genocide Of Rioters

After days of burning, looting and murdering (BLM) in Kenosha, WI, a hero emerges from the flames!

Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore

Aug 13, 20204 min read

Media

Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore

Tomi Lahren shatters hand from giving tirade on how 'men are trash'; unable to jerk-off her base for the foreseeable future.

An Interview With A 'Karen' Takes A Stunning And Brave Turn

Jul 26, 20201 min read

Podcast

An Interview With A 'Karen' Takes A Stunning And Brave Turn

We finally got to interview a Karen. Her cunt was as big as her mouth; we didn't have snacks for her, just criticism.

MANswer: The WNBA Is Worth-less Than The NBA; Feminist Are Baffled

Jul 24, 20205 min read

MANswers

MANswer: The WNBA Is Worth-less Than The NBA; Feminist Are Baffled

Why is the WNBA worth-less than the NBA? Good question. We have the MANswer.

Sheryl Sandberg Reveals Her 'Deep Seeded Misogyny' By Admitting The Truth

Jul 9, 20202 min read

Daily Dose

Sheryl Sandberg Reveals Her 'Deep Seeded Misogyny' By Admitting The Truth

Sheryl Sandberg, is a sexist and reveals her hatred for women by admitting the truth; blames men.

Jul 2, 20209 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: A Monopoly Over Dat Ass

A young man passes 'GO' and collects his girlfriend's anal virginity.

Why Your Female Boss Is A Cunt (Part II)

Jun 7, 20209 min read

CorporateLand

Why Your Female Boss Is A Cunt (Part II)

Why is your female boss still a dictating, cunt?

1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy

May 18, 20201 min read

Podcast

1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy

A young man gets stuck in the mountains of Utah for 30 hrs on his way to his ex-girlfriend's, hoping to get her back.

Apr 26, 20204 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: Tapped Out

A young college graduate desperate to start her new career on the right foot earns a new wardrobe by putting her feet up,toward the ceiling

Mar 30, 20206 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: Yellow Fever

With all attention on the global pandemic, a young American college girl tries to gain a sliver of validation by blowing a Chinese man in NY

TEENAGE DREAM: Teacher's Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Makes 14-year-Old's Fantasy A Reality

Mar 23, 20208 min read

Hot For Teacher

TEENAGE DREAM: Teacher's Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Makes 14-year-Old's Fantasy A Reality

Allyssa Gustafson gives us all a taste of what it takes to make fantasy become reality. Hard work, passion and dedication...

RIDING DIRTY: Former Female Teacher, Loryn Barclay, Admits to Sex With 17-year old; Takes Plea Deal

Mar 16, 20209 min read

Hot For Teacher

RIDING DIRTY: Former Female Teacher, Loryn Barclay, Admits to Sex With 17-year old; Takes Plea Deal

Loryn Barclay gets a slap on the wrist for banging a teen; we give her a slap on the ass for going after greatness..

Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck

Mar 10, 20206 min read

Hot For Teacher

Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck

A 29-year old Texas math teacher sucks off a 13-year old; bangs a 14-year old 15 times in her truck.

Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author

Feb 18, 20205 min read

The Vegas Files

Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author

Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...

Feb 13, 20205 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: She Can Do It All

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....

The Life of a Single Mom: A Bottom Bitch For Pimp-Daddy, Uncle Sam

Feb 8, 20209 min read

Bye,bye America

The Life of a Single Mom: A Bottom Bitch For Pimp-Daddy, Uncle Sam

To preface the sheer brilliance and ugly truth that you are about to read below, keep in mind that if you take away the bastard children...

Jan 31, 20205 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....

HER STRUGGLE: South Carolina Teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, Banged Student

Jan 22, 20206 min read

Hot For Teacher

HER STRUGGLE: South Carolina Teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, Banged Student

Original story at NY Post A South Carolina high school teacher was arrested after allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old student,...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum

Jan 13, 20202 min read

Podcast

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum

Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The...

Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!

Jan 10, 20204 min read

Faces Of Feminism

Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!

Original Story at People After Amy Schumer revealed she’s currently undergoing IVF on Instagram, Selena Gomez sent her a public message...

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