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Texas Teacher, Alainee Simonson, Invited Homeless Student To Live With Her, Sexually Assaulted Him 40 Times, And Got His Name Tattooed On Her Body
A Texas English teacher and 'writer', Alainee Simonson, is addicted to young adult fiction and apparently, young boys who are homeless.
Dec 22, 202413 min read


Cincinnati Bearcat's Caroline Endres Has A Great Camel Toe, Donald Trump Might Be Arrested For Beating Two Women, And Spirit Airlines Is Going Bankrupt
The Cincinnati Bearcat's Caroline Endres has a nice camel toe. We all noticed. It's time again to talk about this and other important things
Nov 13, 202416 min read


C|SUITE LETTERS: Co-ed Communion
An eager college entrant's prayers are answered when he finds salvation in the steamy co-ed showers of his college dormitory.
Jan 3, 202418 min read


C|SUITE LETTERS: Govern Me Harder, Daddy
A Liberal housewife complains about her husband's lack of authority and power; cheats on him with the government in order to get fucked.
Apr 7, 20227 min read


C|SUITE LETTERS: Yellow Fever At The Tokyo Ohh-lympics
A black female gymnast from the US Women's Olympic team tells us the real brave, stunningly hot reason why she abandoned her teammates.
Aug 2, 20217 min read


The Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks Given, Author: Low-T Traders, The STONKS & The Sexual Marketplace
A Low-T stock trader (troll?) made my day on Stocktwits; $400 is not enough money to get bent out of shape over.
Jun 8, 20214 min read


C|SUITE LETTERS: House-Sitter, Not A Spitter
A delivery boy skips the dishes; finds out that a house-sitter is not a spitter.
Jun 1, 202110 min read


C|Suite Letters: Finger-Blast From The Past
A man recalls a biology lesson from University; a wet pussy never lies.
Oct 10, 20208 min read


ATTENTION WHORE: PE Teacher, Katie Smith, Snapchatted 14-year-old While Rubbing Her Pussy For Him
PE (Penis erector) teacher, Katie Smith, sent nude videos or her masturbating to 14-year-old boy in her thirsty quest for attention.
Sep 4, 20205 min read


TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL: NJ Teacher, Bridget Sipera ,36, Banged Teen After Being Named 'Coolest staffer'
Bridget Sipera, deemed 'coolest staffer' popped the cherry in Cherry Hill, NJ.
Aug 31, 20205 min read
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