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Nov 1316 min read

Cincinnati Bearcat's Caroline Endres Has A Great Camel Toe, Donald Trump Might Be Arrested For Beating Two Women, And Spirit Airlines Is Going Bankrupt

The Cincinnati Bearcat's Caroline Endres has a nice camel toe. We all noticed. It's time again to talk about this and other important things

Jan 318 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|SUITE LETTERS: Co-ed Communion

An eager college entrant's prayers are answered when he finds salvation in the steamy co-ed showers of his college dormitory.

Apr 7, 20227 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|SUITE LETTERS: Govern Me Harder, Daddy

A Liberal housewife complains about her husband's lack of authority and power; cheats on him with the government in order to get fucked.

Aug 2, 20217 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|SUITE LETTERS: Yellow Fever At The Tokyo Ohh-lympics

A black female gymnast from the US Women's Olympic team tells us the real brave, stunningly hot reason why she abandoned her teammates.

The Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks Given, Author: Low-T Traders, The STONKS & The Sexual Marketplace

Jun 8, 20214 min read

Dude Bro Economics

The Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks Given, Author: Low-T Traders, The STONKS & The Sexual Marketplace

A Low-T stock trader (troll?) made my day on Stocktwits; $400 is not enough money to get bent out of shape over.

Jun 1, 202110 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|SUITE LETTERS: House-Sitter, Not A Spitter

A delivery boy skips the dishes; finds out that a house-sitter is not a spitter.

Oct 10, 20208 min read

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: Finger-Blast From The Past

A man recalls a biology lesson from University; a wet pussy never lies.

ATTENTION WHORE: PE Teacher, Katie Smith, Snapchatted 14-year-old While Rubbing Her Pussy For Him

Sep 4, 20205 min read

Hot For Teacher

ATTENTION WHORE: PE Teacher, Katie Smith, Snapchatted 14-year-old While Rubbing Her Pussy For Him

PE (Penis erector) teacher, Katie Smith, sent nude videos or her masturbating to 14-year-old boy in her thirsty quest for attention.

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL: NJ Teacher, Bridget Sipera ,36, Banged Teen After Being Named 'Coolest staffer'

Aug 31, 20205 min read

Hot For Teacher

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL: NJ Teacher, Bridget Sipera ,36, Banged Teen After Being Named 'Coolest staffer'

Bridget Sipera, deemed 'coolest staffer' popped the cherry in Cherry Hill, NJ.

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