C|SUITE LETTERS: Yellow Fever At The Tokyo Ohh-lympics
A black female gymnast from the US Women's Olympic team tells us the real brave, stunningly hot reason why she abandoned her teammates.
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Jun 1, 202110 min read
C|SUITE LETTERS: House-Sitter, Not A Spitter
A delivery boy skips the dishes; finds out that a house-sitter is not a spitter.
Apr 28, 202114 min read
Texas Teacher, Marka Bodine, Raped 13 yr Old Student After Befriending Him Via A Video Game
Female teacher, Marka Bodine, groomed a 13-year old via video games; sucked and fucked him twice.
Mar 26, 20216 min read
Married Alabama Teacher, Ashton McCluskey, Fucked Student Related To Local Police Station Worker
Ex-Roll Tide Alabama Cheerleader turned teacher gets the cuffs for banging a teen student. Was it her cousin? Let's find out!
Feb 19, 20214 min read
Female Substitute Teacher, Amelia Ressler, Diddled Her Delicates With A Mitten In Front Of Students
Amelia Ressler just couldn't wait to masturbate her pussy at home; instead she diddled at her desk in front of her students. Classy.
Feb 15, 20219 min read
SLIZ-ON-SLIZ: Female Teacher & Soccer Coach, Hayley Hallmark, 'played for the other team and scored'
Another day, another horny female teacher, Hayley Hallmark, greets a 15-year old female student with sexting and heavy petting.
Feb 3, 20218 min read
C|SUITE Letters: Tender Loins
A world-class chef, who cooked for a billionaire's family, tells us his tale of how he banged the daughter.
Jan 26, 202115 min read
Julie Payette Is What Happens When You Put Feelz Before Realz
Julie Payette's fascist workplace doctrine is the result of a Gynocentric society that replaces meritocracy for, "Muh-Vagina!".
Jan 22, 202111 min read
HUNG-UP ON TRUMP: Why The Vast Majority of Canadians Want to Suck Donald Trump’s Cock Off
Most Canadians are as Gay as their money, and a lot of them seem like they want to suck Trump's cock off.
Jan 11, 20218 min read
Ex-Kentucky Substitute Teacher, Alexandria Allen, 'raped 8th grader at a Hilton Inn'
Alexandria Allen tutored a modern day Billy Madison. "Spanish Armada"...just, God, give me the answer!
Jan 10, 202114 min read
C|Suite Letters: Teased By The Sorority
A former frat boy laments about the time he was forced to do free labor for a sorority house full of young, hot, tight college chicks.
Jan 1, 202111 min read
Teacher, Kate Boozer (28), 'covered classroom windows and had sex with teen student 100 + times'
In a rare occurrence, an aspiring Chad comes forward to tell his truth.
Dec 28, 20205 min read
Special-Ed Teacher, Andee Lantz, Is Charged With Rape 'for having sex with a 16-year old student'
Another 'Special Needs' teacher does her job correctly.
Dec 20, 202010 min read
C|Suite Magazine's Review Of 'Six Feet From Christmas' (Album), By TheGreatOne, Himself
TheGreatOne, Himself has put out the defining Christmas album of this generation, 'Six Feet From Christmas'. We've reviewed it in full.
Dec 7, 20205 min read
C|Suite Letters: Ho-Ho-Hoeing For A PS5
A young woman 'unselfishly' takes a dick in the ass for a PS5.
Nov 30, 20203 min read
Mormon Students Skipped Class To Have Sex With Idaho Teacher, Amanda Steele, In Her Hot Tub
Female Teacher gave male students a difficult choice: Either stay in class, or come have sex with her. First World struggles.
Nov 28, 20204 min read
How This #MomBoss Almost Breaks Even With Yoga & Essential Oils
Karen has a 'journey' to sell you; she swears it's not like other MLM scams.
Nov 27, 20207 min read
Literally Hitler Keeps Adamson BBQ Open, By Doing Some BBQing Of His Own Via Commie Genocide
Adamson BBQ is closed. Don't worry, literally Hitler just opened up his own, on the same property!
Nov 18, 20202 min read
PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'Suicide Suites'
My short story titled, 'Suicide Suites' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.
Nov 16, 20203 min read
Gym Teacher, Rochelle Cressman, Raped A 14-Year Old And Threatened To Kill Herself If He Told Anyone
Gym teacher, Rochelle Cressman, raped a 14-year old boy then made terroristic threats. Oh, the drama!
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