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Oct 2514 min read

Maryland's Ally Williams Proudly Shows Off Her Camel Toe, Why Women Ruin Their Own Sports, And The Art Of Routinely Sexualizing Them

Ally Williams plays volleyball for the Maryland Terrapins. She also smiles and has something that most American women can't produce...

Sep 2913 min read

Discussing Volleyball Girls, Kali Jurgensmeier's Camel Toe, And The Economic Effects Of Hot Women Revealing Their Moose Knuckle

University of Nebraska Omaha's Kali Jurgensmeier had very appropriate camel toe in her volleyball photoshoot. This needs to be discussed.

Jun 27 min read

Pride Month Has Been Cancelled, White Boy Summer Is Here

Sorry queers, Pride Month has been officially cancelled. We have reports of an incoming hot White Boy Summer.

Oct 15, 202311 min read

The End Of Turbo America

Turbo America will not be there to win the next World War.

Jun 8, 20214 min read

The Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks Given, Author: Low-T Traders, The STONKS & The Sexual Marketplace

A Low-T stock trader (troll?) made my day on Stocktwits; $400 is not enough money to get bent out of shape over.