Original story at Heavy.Com
Lauren Miranda, a 25-year-old former mathematics teacher at Bellport Middle School, Long Island, was sacked after a student somehow obtained the image, according to her lawyer, John Ray.
Now Miranda has filed a $3 million (£2.3m) gender discrimination lawsuit following her dismissal last Wednesday, reports the New York Post.
They eventually fired her for not being a proper school “role model”.
But at a press conference Ms Miranda said the image was obtained without her consent — and asserts there was nothing inherently offensive about it.
Referring to the image, which shows her wearing a blue towel, she said: “It’s pure.
“I’m getting makeup in one hand, and I’m taking a picture in the other.”
Ms Miranda said she had previously sent the photo to her ex-boyfriend but was flummoxed about how the student got hold of it.
Mr Ray said: “Long ago, she sent her topless unremarkable selfie to her companion, never to anyone else.
“By unknown means, a student obtained it. The school district took possession of it, excoriated her, and fired her because her breasts were displayed.”
Tonight's math homework: Find the circumference of Lauren's titties. Also, get ready to pop your champagne bottle in celebration of a 'first' here on Hot For Teacher.
Lauren Miranda is apparently 'flummoxed' as to how a photo of her in the digital age could have gotten into the wrong hands. By any chance is her ex-boyfriend a student?
Those hands, in this case, being one of the students at the school in which she no longer has a job at.
Her lawyer, Mr. John Ray, is a good one.... because he is going full-out cuck; playing into the current cultural fetishism of gender equity and equality. I sincerely hope that when done playing defense lawyer after a hard days work, Mr. Ray sheds his cuck mask and this facade, in order to navigate reality properly as an actual man and not a mangina.
If Mr. Ray is saying the words that he did only to win the case, then bravo sir. That is what a great defense lawyer does: Lie and pander to the jury's cultural orgasm de jure; fellate the ego of our fem-centric society.
Now, if Mr. Ray truly believes the below quotes and isn't just saying these things to win a case, then bravo sir, you have won the biggest cuck of the year award: We award you no points and may God have mercy on your cuck-mangina soul.
Let's take a look at some of the brilliance that came out of Mr. Ray's mouth. Please, try not to laugh and burn your lap with the coffee you just brewed.
"If a man had taken such a topless photo, nobody would say anything.."
"None of the male teachers or school officials who walked around shirtless in the school gym or swimming pool were reprimanded or fired for being topless."
"Some men's outdated mindset is to impose sexuality upon a beautiful picture," Ray said. "The superintendent never got the memo that men and women are equal."
-John Ray, Supercuck esq
Yes, if a man had taken a photo of his chest it wouldn't be a big deal. You want to know why? It's because men and women are different. Men don't take nude selfies of their chest; they send dick pics.
Women send nudies of their titties because that is what's valued.
As to John Ray saying that, "Men and women are equal.":
If men and women were equal, then why are Lauren's titties a big deal? Why can she even use them in a lawsuit worth $3M?
If men and women were equal, then would a man be allowed to send a dick-pic and not lose his job if a student got their hands on it?
I am sorry to break the news to Mr. Ray:The male chest is not a sexual organ.
I know, shocking. What a stunning reveal. Ground breaking news, really.
The female breasts are a sexual organ. That is what makes men and women different. A man's chest cannot give life sustenance. Men cannot milk their tits; Lauren apparently can for money.
That is why a woman's breast is sexualized.
Further more, Ray, you fucking idiot, science has proven that a woman's nipples, when stimulated, light up the same areas of her brain as her genitals. So objectively speaking, yes the breasts(female) are a sex organ. The male nipple does not have this same function. So, objectively speaking, they are different functionally as well as aesthetically.
Also, breasts are a display women develop at puberty to attract men. This is also what makes them a "sex" organ with "sex" meaning gender not "sexual".
Lauren and her lawyer's case is inherently flawed, on the scientific and factual basis that men and women are indeed different and not equal.
Nice try.
What Lauren and her attorney are ironically stating through their ignorance: Lauren, a woman, has no agency.
Their whole case is based off the notion that Lauren is effectively a child who has no agency.
I couldn't agree more.
Basically, as a woman, Lauren is not responsible for the topless photos that she sends out to people in society. Lauren is not responsible, according to her and Mr. Ray, for understanding the simple fact that digital photos can be sent electronically (once distributed through the interwebs) to anyone regardless of your consent.
Women today do not want to take responsibility for anything, not even their own titties. If you are a woman, who is an autonomous being, you would say to yourself, "Hey gurl....maybe you should show your boyfriend your naked titties... face-to-face, in the comfort of your own bedroom.... where nobody else will be able to see."
But no, women have to send those nudies out for instant attention and gratification, because women, according to Mr. Ray, can't control themselves. Women are children.
Women are too stupid, apparently, to have any sort of agency; to take it upon themselves to think that maybe, just maybe, you might break-up with your boyfriend; Your ex-boyfriend might get upset and leak those nudies to people in a fit of spite.
What Lauren and her cuck attonrney are advocating for: For women to be able to do as they please (send as many nudies as possible) out into the ether and not be accountable for the ramifications of doing so.
However, it is my opinion that Lauren is indeed loving this: All the attention is on her. She is basically using her sex/titties as a victim card in order to now cash-in.
Effectively, she is now being a prostitute; John Ray being her pimp to the media and education board. They are both trying to sell Lauren's titties for cash and prizes.
Why would a sane 'role model' allow the media to showcase her breasts around the world, if it weren't for attention and money? This isn't about 'social justice' in the same way that #Metoo isn't either.
This has always been about one thing and one thing only with these women: Money/attention.
When Lauren first heard she was out of a job, she immediately swung into prostitute mode: Portrays herself as the victim; pimps-out her titties to the public.
You have to understand that in a world gone full-gyno (Full feminist retard), women cannot feel discomfort; women cannot be the villain or suffer consequences. Lauren took that selfie and sent it through unsecured means.
Lauren is the victim of her own self, yet is trying to make it not seem that way.
The reason why Lauren was fired is because:
If the male students weren't already distracted, thinking about all the ways they could bang Ms. Miranda (their hot 25-year-old maths teacher) over projector trolley, just think about the atmosphere if she were to be let back into the school.
If you're a high school dude, all you're going to be thinking about in class is Ms Miranda's supple sweater-puppies, bouncing around, while she is trying to write out Cosine formula's on the chalkboard.
These kids are going to be holding the nudie (on their phones) in one hand, while trying to mentally undress their hot math teacher up at the front of the class via the nudie-aid that she allowed to be published through the media.
Ya, want to guess how many 'bathroom breaks' will be happening throughout the day?
Nobody will be gett'n any work done, trust me.
The Report Card
Methodology: It's pretty simple. The nudie in question got leaked to a student in one of two ways: Either the ex-boyfriend (who was a teacher) leaked it through an anonymous email account/social media account to the student for spite/revenge. Or, maybe...just maybe....our gurl leaked it herself in order to get this media circus going...or to get her sliz filled because she had the hots for one of her student's and it backfired on her.
Nobody got boned. That's going to hurt the grade, unfortunately.
B-
Integrity: Not taking responsibility for a nudie you sent over the internet/digital airwaves (unsecured);turning yourself into a 'victim of the patriarchy'. Priceless.
You'd have to be pretty fucked-up on the integrity scale to believe your own bullshit and to play that card for money, Lauren.
A+
Presentation/looks: Gentlemen, let me be the first to congratulate Lauren Miranda for being the FIRST Female Sex Scandal Teacher to have a nude selfie. This is what we mean by 'going for Greatness!' This is the 'passion' we need to see.
To boot, Lauren even shamelessly, no, willfully handed out her nudie to the media like candy on Halloween.
She has what it takes; natural talent for being a FTSS.
I did, like you, shed a tear when I first realized that we had our first nudie selfie on hand. I never thought we would see the day. But that day has come...
I don't know what else to say....it's a very emotional time for me, for you, and for everyone out there.
Lauren Miranda's topless titties....(printout)
Another money-shot of Lauren's perfect rack...(Original Digital file jpg)
*Pops champagne
We must remain objective though. Just because you have a nudie as a FTSS, doesn't mean you can just blind us all with your golden funbags.
For 25, Lauren looks to be getting a little weathered in the face. In some of her pictures you can notice some adult acne starting to expose through the skin; slightly manish jawline and facial features.
Too 'Auschwitz-itsy' for me; the body looks too malnourished.
Not bad though.
I know, I am trying to be picky... because there is so much WIN here with those exposed titties.
I have to do it.
A+
Personal Notes: Exposing feminism, two titties at a time.
Overall Grade
A
