Nebraska Omaha Maverick's Morgan DeBow Has An Astounding Camel Toe, The Female Gooning Epidemic, And How Women Ruined The Genre Of Fiction

Dec 4, 202418 min read

Morgan DeBow, if you're reading this, I need to have sex with you, immediately. You and your bestie, Kali Jurgensmeier, who we previously featured on this blog, both have some of the best camel toes I have ever seen in all of female sports. I'd prefer a threesome, but just Morgan is fine, really. Surprise me though.

I am sure by now every single person reading this (including some bi-curious women in NCAA volleyball) have left a giant smudge on their computer screen from their nose pressing feverishly. Morgan's camel toe is so blown-up and zoomed-in on you can practically smell its musk through your screen.

It's called art. You're welcome!

I simply capture what everyone is thinking, wants to see, and hopes to see.

If you can't see that, you're probably a homosexual.

Please leave.

Morgan DeBow and her bestie Kali Jurgensmeier both have:

Nice camel toes.

Great toes for sure.

White-girl camel toes.

American camel toes.

I would know because I've observed them closely; I had to stare at them for hours while making the very professional thumbnails for these articles. I am a man of importance and refined taste. If there is anyone who should be the judge of such fine art, it should be me. The popped cherry on top of this love affair is that you [Morgan] and Kali are on the same team. It's perfect, just like your moose knuckle!

Yes, Nebraska Omaha's Morgan DeBow has a camel toe worth talking about; she is more than just another pretty face on the court. I did my research on her, trust me.

What I found out about her is: She is 6'2", her position is middle blocker/right side (should be on my cock tbh), and she's a junior. I also watched some game tapes in my dimly lit studio while typing this out; I'll have you know, I came up with about 20 different ways I could have sex with Morgan on the court.

That was the scope of my research. I know, my job ain't easy... being a connoisseur of cooter.

I suppose the question that everyone is wondering about is whether Morgan DeBow is a skilled volleyball player.

I can honestly say that I don't know... I haven't had sex with her yet.

Nebraska Omaha's Morgan DeBow Has A Great American Camel Toe

Now, let's really go into detail about Morgan DeBow's flawless camel toe game. It's a major reason why she was picked this week as our featured hot female volleyball player.

You know she was playing to win in that photoshoot because she had a big smile while flaunting that camel toe. She knew she had one. The cameraman knew she had it. How could you not notice that thing? It's beautiful. It's pronounced. It has presence but isn't hogging the whole scene. But it's there.

Turn your head to the side, I guarantee it's the first thing you see in your peripherals. That's when you know you've captured a great camel toe as a photographer.

Also, I want to say that Morgan deliberately hiked up her Adidas spanky shorts just a tad, right before the shoot. You can tell because of the stretch lines and wrinkles running horizontal over her thighs and converging into her Bermuda Triangle region; her crotch.

This is a tell tale sign of a 'performance enhancing' hike job (HJ) that is done purposefully in order to produce the desired outcome: A sliz sandwich wrapped in spandex. The tucking-in of the jersey is also a sign of a commitment to excellence. A sign of Greatness to come for another year we hope.

In my honest opinion, I believe our girl crushes, Kali and Morgan, orchestrated this entire plan; they formed a sexy bi-curious pact to flaunt their camel toes, fully aware they'd attract attention. It's clear they're best friends, as there isn't a single decent solo bikini photo of either of them—they're always embracing each other on Instagram.

It's honestly quite hot, frankly. I need to meet these two.

In fact, this goes for the majority of female volleyball players I have gone through in my search for the hottest. They all take pictures with each other. They are inseparable. Most of them have probably had sex with each other, seriously. It seems like that. Why take so many pictures, embracing each other in scantly clad beach wear all the time? Being all wet like that, and slippery. Someone is bound to graze and bum or a breast! Or the accidental finger-blast...

Now, we all know from primary sources that the WNBA is rife with lesbians.

It's about a 70% dyke fest according to insiders and 'retired' female basketball players.

Basketball is a very intensive lesbian sport for women. It probably has the highest concentration of scissor-sisters in all of sport. It's not a very attractive sport for women, unlike volleyball where the chicks for the most part keep it feminine. Also, less blacks in volleyball too. That's a big plus these days, and a major reason why more people would rather watch women's volleyball, because the women are actually attractive and don't throw Walmart-esq tantrums on the court like their nig-nog counterparts.

My Guess On The Lesbian to Bi-Curious Ratio In NCAA Women's Volleyball

I have no stats or primary sources on women's college volleyball, however, I am willing to give it the old college try and hazard a guess regarding the straight-to-lesbian ratio.

I don't believe there are many straight-up dyke-a-thons in female NCAA volleyball like in the WNBA, however, there is for sure a bi-curious element that lingers in the air and on the court.

I am willing say that the percentage of full-blown lesbians is around 5-10%. Meaning, if a team's roster such as Nebraska Omaha's contains 18 active players, 1..maybe 2 (max) players is an ally of the scissor sister club of traveling tribbers. Good news, that means its possible (very unlikely, but we can are to dream) that our girls Kali & Morgan scissor and finger-blast each other every night in the hotel room when on the road.

That's what this is all about: The American Dream.

I am tired of nightmares.

So, we have maybe 5-10% lesbos on any given team.

In addition, I believe there are around maybe 25-30% of girls who are bi-curious and have fooled around at least once with a teammate for sure. The rest, straight as my cock when looking at Morgan DeBow and her sister-sister, Kali.

Let's review:

So we said 5-10% are labia lickers.

25-30% would rug-munch if nobody found out.

That leaves about what...70% pure straight.

That seems plausible.

If any current or former NCAA women's volleyball players can provide detailed insights on the stats or correct me, please email me (include your nudes attached).

If you are a woman considering sending me an email, it is crucial to include nudes for a few reasons.

I need to know for sure that you are a woman, so don't even bother sending me your pronouns. I need to see your naked body to verify. You can't be too careful these days with all the troons and the they/them weirdos these days faking mental illnesses.

2. Similar to the first point, I want to ensure that you are not an unattractive, overweight feminist over 40. I only converse with women who have thigh gaps and are not experiencing menopause.

I won't even consider entertaining your email if you are fat and unattractive.
I have a bot program that will automatically detect if the email is from a female owned account. If it doesn't contain attached nudes in the form of a PDF or JPEG the bot will delete the email so you don't waste my time, ladies. The bot program can also detect if the photos are original and not sourced from google images (fake/porn), so don't even try to get cute or think you are smart, because you aren't. You're a woman; men invented the internet.

Women Are The Real Porn Addicts

On the topic of nudes, one of the primary motivations for starting this journey toward greatness was an incident a few years ago when someone from the Wisconsin women's volleyball team leaked their locker room nudes.

The article I authored on the topic went viral; it was an amazing period for the website. Even now, that article remains one of my best-performing pieces on this site via my analytics, attracting a significant amount of daily traffic.

After seeing the photos and videos of the entire team, where they are showing each other their breasts and, in some cases, touching and grabbing one another, it's hard not to believe the bisexual/curious statistics I mentioned earlier.

Is it truly that difficult to consider my theory that Morgan DeBow and Kali Jurgensmeier occasionally hook up? A guy can dream... and be realistic about it too.

To be honest, I can write better fan-fiction/paperporn than women ever could.

I have, just check-out the C|Suite Letters.

What are the odds that some of the top fan-fiction or erotic novels on Amazon are penned by men using a pseudonym? Men are simply superior writers overall.

However, to get you ready for the next section of this article, I've recently observed that Gen Z women have a strong fascination with erotic novels, fan-fiction, and enjoy gooning even more than women from other generations. This trend is significant on TikTok and within the underground 'goonette trade' referred to as Booktok, where young women share their favorite erotic novels with friends, exchange notes, and discuss their fetishes and desires openly and without shame.

The BookTok Underground Goonette Trade

BookTok is a very large community within TikTok that revolves around talking about and recommending books to each other. It's mostly women who are involved with BookTok, and this doesn't sound that bad, you might say. However, it's the content of the books they typically read that makes the community a bit weird.

As you might expect in a space dominated by women, it consists 95% of smut and soft-core paperporn. On TikTok, to bypass the algorithm, content filters, and avoid getting banned, women often describe a book's 'spicy-ness' to indicate its level of smuttiness.

If you type the title of a book into Google search, there is a pretty high chance that you'll get the auto-complete recommendation of 'spice level' after the title (ex. Mein Kampf- Spicy chapters, spicy book, spicy translation, spicy scene). It just goes to show that it has become such a common ask that Google's algorithms will just assume that anyone typing the name of a book into the search is looking to see if it has what they need so they can goon.

It's quite amusing that society frequently discusses male porn addiction and the notion that men lack self-control. However, there's little conversation about how much porn women consume daily and how much time they spend engrossed in it. Additionally, the countless hours women dedicate to their social media addiction, which often detracts from time with friends, family, and work, is rarely mentioned.

Women are really down bad. If they aren't edging themselves to their erotica novels and masturbating, they are on Tiktok or Instagram trying to get Chad to fuck them in the pussy. It's insane how much time women spend thinking about sex and trying to get it. It's their whole life.

I think the world has it all wrong about guys. Men have things to do every day; we don't have time to goof off. If men do need to relieve themselves, it takes a few minutes. However, women will spend hours reading 500 pages of an erotic ebook and wait until the last chapter to climax and relieve themselves (that's where the sex scene usually is). It's 500 pages of build-up and anticipation, and the last 20 pages are the sex scene. Sex for women is one long goon-fest.

It's not surprising that women often struggle to accomplish tasks and earn 70 cents on the dollar. It's also not surprising that most female-led businesses fail within the first year; this might be because they are preoccupied with their frustrated vagina's all day, yearning to be poked, rubbed and dug out by fictional men who aren't even real.

There is absolutely no achievement or productivity happening. They aren't even in a position to become pregnant; at least then, these women would be creating something and addressing the birth rate issue.

It's important to recognize that these are the books young women (and older) are reading in school, on the bus, on the train, at work, at coffee shops, at the beach on vacation, and in their beds. Primarily in public places, as women often lack self-awareness or shame, believing that no one will notice the content they are reading.

You've likely noticed women reading books with vibrant covers and intentionally ambiguous titles designed to conceal the explicit sexual content within. This is intentional, so that most people won't recognize the book as paperporn.

Women may not realize that I (and others) have a smartphone with internet access, allowing me to look up the book they are reading while sitting in a coffee shop, on a plane, on the bus, or in public with them.

Women lack self-awareness mainly because they are too busy and focused on being horny and working themselves up into a warm and gooey lather 24/7.

They've fried their tiny brains with all the orgasms they are giving themselves via crossing their legs and bouncing it up and down on the bus, on the park bench, in the coffee shop, at school and wherever they choose to goon.

It's funny because now, whenever I see women reading a book in public, I look up the title and often find out they're all gooners. You can try this game as well. If the book has a vague title like 'The Legacy' or 'Neon Gods,' or features a cover with flowers, venetian blinds, or a strange mosaic of colors, it's likely a gooner book.

Honestly, I really don't care if people read 'spicy books'. I write spicy stories on my website (primarily to troll female readers). I just don't think people should read these things in public for all to see and know. It's kind of weird because I know you're getting horny sitting across from me on the train or wherever. Do it in private, ladies and then send me an email about it later with aforementioned attached nudes.

Imagine a guy whipping out his laptop in the coffee shop and watching porn in front of everyone, knowing he's probably got a massive erection underneath the seam of his jeans, pre-cum and all. How would you like that, ladies? How would you like knowing some dude across from you has a full-load chambered in his shaft and is leaking like a cheap kitchen faucet? What if you saw him sneak off to the bathroom and was in there for 5 min, would you think he's jacking off and shooting ropes in there while you're trying to have your morning coffee?

It's the same thing with women reading these books in public while crossing their legs, bouncing one up and down and squeezing their thighs together. I know you're trying to have a sneaky orgasm. Go home for Christ sake and rub your pussy out quickly. Then, send me an email about it later describing your experience. You might get featured in a C|Suite letter.

You women who goon like this in public need to be sprayed with cold water, seriously.

I mean, it's fine if you're a hot 18-27 year old chick...keep doing it. But for you fuggle muffins who are over 40, it's just disgusting. You have no reason to get horny, nobody wants to fuck you anyways. You can't get pregnant anymore, why are you wasting your time?

If Morgan DeBow or Kali Jurgensmeier were reading provocative books in public, that's completely acceptable because they both have thigh gaps, attractive figures, and very tasteful camel toes. They're still fertile. I'd fuck them both right in the pussy.

They are quintessential All-American white girls. As a notorious writer, novelist, and internet bad-boy, approaching them during their gooning session at a coffee shop would be a perfect conversation starter.

I'd introduce myself and eventually suggest they take a look at my C|Suite Letters.

My writing (in that genre) is likely ten times better than any material they are currently reading. I'd rub both of them off while they read, if I had to. It's the least I can do next to signing a free copy of one of my books for them. All in a day's work for this author!

The Traditional Publishing Industry Is Gynocentric; It Is Rife With Mediocrity & 'Gooning'

One thing that was always very apparent to me, or has been an occurring theme, is looking at different sectors in the labor market and noticing how the distribution of the two genders can be very distinct at times. You will be hard pressed at times to find very few women in the oil & gas sector; yet the majority of women complain about not making as much money as men. There is a lack of female plumbers, electricians and women in the trades. It's no wonder why women earn less money than their male counterparts.

Simultaneously, you will notice a shortage of male representation in the field of teaching and education. In fact, women make up 87% of teachers in America. As you all know by now, women are also some of the biggest perverts and sex offenders when it comes to raping and having sexual proclivities toward young boys.

Ten years ago, this trend or phenomenon occurring in our high schools was largely unknown until my blog highlighted this issue, bringing it to the attention of social media.

Now, many people, including well-known YouTubers and influencers, are finally acknowledging this trend because of my efforts. It took them more than 5 years to catch on, despite my focus on this matter since 2016.

It's only recently that major brands on X and YouTube have begun sharing stories about female teachers abusing their students. While that's a positive development, these brands are, as usual, late to the trend. They tend to follow rather than lead because they prefer to chase views by jumping on the latest trend.

I've been discussing this topic [female sex scandal teachers] for nearly a decade, and my blog is the reason it's now widely talked about. You're welcome! Now, there's a broader awareness that women can also have a dark side and are capable of such behavior, occurring more frequently than reported. What's covered in the media represents only a small portion of the actual incidents. Many women are just coomers and gooners; they tend to hide it better than others, or so they think.

Getting back to women being overly represented in certain industries, it's a problem because like most anything, women tend to ruin good things and more importantly what was once a intellectual space for men.

When women try to shoehorn their way into any space, more specifically, male spaces, they 99.9% of the time turn that space into a prostitution funnel, a sex ring (female teachers) or morph it into something they can masturbate too, both physically and emotionally.

One aspect I find quite intriguing is examining the current state of the publishing industry. Over the past month or so, I've conducted some research, and whether in the United States or the UK, the industry is approximately 80% dominated by women. As a result, it's not surprising that the fiction sections in major bookstores are filled with low-quality content: particularly in the last 5-10 years, they've been full of romantic novels, anti-male themes, victimhood women's empowerment fantasies, and explicit content aimed at women.

Women love to goon. That's all that is being pushed onto the shelves; female authors with nothing better to write. It's all women can think about because their whole entire lives revolve around sex and which new dildo(s) they should buy on Black Friday.

The girl you are dating, chances are she has a bag full of vibrators and dildos in her closet for when she goons to literotica. Go into the home of any woman and go to their bookshelf. I will bet you my stock portfolio there is at least 20 books in her library she's masturbated to.

Anyways, I bring up this strange inequality, this imbalance in the publishing world if you will, for a number of reasons:

Many people question why men aren't reading as much as they used to or as much as women. The reason is that much of today's fiction isn't targeted towards men. Men now have to discover great works and find authors like myself and others I've mentioned in earlier posts online. This is where the industry is moving, largely because women have altered the traditional publishing space.

The really cool thing is, it is more lucrative to be an independent author (male) in the social media/online space versus the traditionally East coast publishing space. As an independent you have very little overhead expenses, you don't have to pay an agent, a marketer or even an artist to do your covers. Yes, it's a lot of work being a one-man show, however, you get to keep 70% of the royalties if you publish with Amazon and you don't have to dick around with the supply chain as they take care of all that.

More importantly, what we have to ask is why more people aren't up in arms over a 80/20 differential in an entire sector of the labor market. This goes as well for the education/academia sector which is also female dominated. Most of our boys and young men are not getting the masculine education that they need to be successful in all ways of life, instead, they being fed a steady does of estrogenic slop.
A lot of people these days (Libtards) are super concerned all the time with there not being enough female engineers, doctors, pilots, lawyers or computer scientists (take your pick in STEM) etc. It's always been that way. It's because it all comes down to: Women don't want to be there no matter how much 'awareness' is raised and how much money you throw their way. When you actually get to the heart of the matter, so much of this is just deep down resentment and revenge; the fact that women suck at the above job fields and can't hack it.
Nobody gives-a-damn about men. There is an active apathy, even antipathy or misandry, toward them in the current society. This hatred of men is the cause of all the dysfunction you see, and the literal decline of the West. Without men, without allowing great minds to think freely and disseminate their knowledge, you squander growth for the sake of emotionalism and catering to the average as to not upset anyone; mediocrity.

However, if you even begin to bring up these obvious imbalances to people (the average dipshit) and say, "Well, why aren't you concerned with the lack of men in publishing or education?" invariably the argument comes (you can predict it) as: "You guys [men] had it too good for too long".

Right because looking back at history, men were just having a good time, right? Coal miners in Vest Virginia dying early of lung disease were having so much fun back in the day! All the men who died on the job site, got their arms and legs blown off in battle. Men were just having too much fun dying in wars, protecting women, building literally every invention and holding up society as we know it to be.

We[men] had it so good (because of men) it's the reason why the world is in such terrible shape (because women took over). Obviously the time had come for reoperations and to let women dominate (ruin) vast swaths of industry and businesses all because they want to masturbate all day long as well as rub each other off for a job well done!
When it comes down to it, it's all about revenge, the apex fallacy and the misinterpretation of history and the average man's experience in daily life.

Women tend to believe that every man experiences the life of Chad. A life just like theirs; a life on easy mode. The thing is, throughout history, only 1-10% of men generally have it 'easy', although, most of them still had to work hard and create something of value in order to get to that status (minus trust fund babies). Women have always had it easier. They just have to look good and show up to the finish lines and fuck the winners.

Apparently today, though, women can't even try to look half decent. For some reason, staying fit, healthy and friendly is suddenly the end of the world for them. And yet, these women want to run a corporation. Meanwhile, they can't even run their lives or their bodies efficiently.
When you really look at Libtards, they aren't interested in equality, egalitarianism or fairness when it comes down to it (all stupid fantasies to begin with). They're not interested in "equity". They are really just interested in sticking it to men because deep down inside they know that equality doesn't actually exist, in anything. It doesn't exist in nature and it will never exist in humanity. There are universal laws that we are bound to and cannot escape.
Men are the 'doers" in society, women are the complainers. Feminism, and its various offshoots, was never about equal rights for women. It was a deep state psy-op on women to turn them into another taxable commodity. Instead of relying on men (their dads, boyfriends and eventually, husbands), women rely on their new man (the government). Or, they go and slave away for another man in the form of a 9-5 grind for a male boss that they will eventually try to sleep with..or try to fire (same as divorce) in order to get a leg-up (two to be exact).

Just ask yourself, "What great works have women written in the last decade, or even last 40 years that you can name off the top of your head?" Fifty Shades of Grey and Harry Potter?

Exactly. Nothing.

May I Present, Morgan DeBow With An Apperance from Co-Star Kali Jurgensmeier

If you look very closely, you will notice Morgan has....black nail polish on.

I am sure it was the first thing you all noticed too, right?

I'd hop on that quick as well.

Dump truck to dump truck. Beautiful.

I'd love to dig-out these two from the front.

I bet when Kali and Morgan felt their asses touch, both their clits ignited.

Crafting fan-fiction featuring these two rockets would be simple. I could craft a scene where Morgan and Kali share a hotel room bed during a trip, resulting in late-night intimate moments. Both feeling aroused, frustrated, estranged from their boyfriends back home, and having not experienced release (orgasm) all weekend, they end up pleasuring each other and decide to keep their lustful and bi-sexual interactions hidden from the rest of the team.