UPDATE: Christina Formella Arrives To Court Looking Like A BossBabe; Pleads 'Not Guilty' To Raping A 15-Year Old Student In A Stunning And Brave Turn Of Events

Listen To The Full Update On Christina Formella

In This Episode:

• Christina arrived to her court appearance looking like she and her entourage had just watched the HBO series 'Succession'.

• I predict that Christina is preparing to launch her Onlyfans by stalling with a 'not guilty' plea.

• Christina didn't blame her husband for why she fucked a teen boy; she instead blamed her looks. Stunning & Brave.

• Female teachers with past relationship traumas in high school; they are trying to recreate failed relationships.

• Women get addicted to how you make them feel.

• Special Segment: I break out my old high school year book in order to explain what 'emotional imprinting is'; how women think of you when they miss you.

Intro/Outro Music

'Addicted' by Simple Plan

Show Notes:

A little tip for the 'journalist' asking those stupid questions while Christina was trying to get her hot ass into the courtroom: If you want to get a woman's attention, don't ask serious questions like, "Did you rape that boy?". Instead, make a criticism about her fashion choice. Give her a backhanded compliment. Say something like, "Wow, now you look like a teacher today." Trust me, she'll say something back instead of giving you the silent treatment, bud!